#being_hubby

The most awkward moment is when you are at a loss of words for the names of vegetables at a local shop. #being_a_hubby

Change is good. But being blackmailed into it is …. #being_hubby!

Kids have started to call me uncle already. #being_hubby

Post marriage if you don’t put on weight, they will say its ’cause of the cooking.But if you gain weight,you become a lazy ass #being_hubby

Being eternally forgetful is … #being_hubby

Why do you think men are made to vow “I do”? Because they have to do everything from them on. #being_hubby

A woman’s superhero is her hubby. That makes things uncomfortable for the hubbies. Luckily Superman has a new fashion designer #being_hubby

Thou shall not joke about their own wives in social network. At least make sure no one sees it 😀 #being_hubby

Hubbies try to look cool in social circle by cracking wife jokes. But in real, they are … for real 😀 #being_hubby

#being_hubby you are expected to live up to the status of your better half 😛

#being_hubby you suddenly become the marriage expert for your cousins! Poor brats, what do they know!

That awkward moment when the wife asks to open a container’s lid and you can’t! #being_hubby

#being_hubby, you are her world bank, handkerchief, sleeping pillow, punch bag – all rolled in to one.

What am I going to do with all the brownie points I earned doing house chores! 😀 #being_hubby

If #being_hubby is personified by a pot belly, I know a lot of poor souls who are born with one!

#being_hubby is being snubbed :)

 

Stories from the month of September, 2011

Chicks in kasavu sarees! Oh yes, Onam is around the corner.
September 2, 2011

“what are u up to?”
“validating a concept of mine”
“somekind of a new relativity theory?”
“We all’ve our own relativity theory to discover.”
September 3, 2011

Why do people have to call me while I’m peeing? It always results in a dangerous balancing act. :)
September 6, 2011

No matter where they are, mallu girls are the dumbest, bitchiest and sexiest women on the planet.
September 7, 2011

You know your life is simple when all your stuff fits into one backpack.
September 13, 2011

There are a lot of stories you haven’t heard yet.
September 15, 2011

Listening to an enlightening speech. Wish I knew the language.
September 16, 2011

Time is passing me by. So are chicks.
September 23, 2011

You know what the best blunder of mine is?
Paying fee for a free entry!
September 29, 2011

Coconut grove ā´…ā´Ĩā´ĩā´ž ā´¤āĩ‡ā´™āĩā´™ā´žā´•āĩŠā´˛!
September 29, 2011

I have something called a comfortable side. It is usually the left.
September 30, 2011

Stories from the month of July, 2011

Yeah. Thoughtlessness is indeed a thought in itself.
July 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Convincing and confusing. both go hand in hand.
July 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Being cool is something not everyone could do. But being cold is something anyone could do.
July 27, 2011 at 9:28 am

Traffic always seems to be stuck on the direction i want go. lucky, huh?
July 26, 2011 at 8:01 pm

I love lay bys. Wish there was one for life too.
July 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm

The best medicine for any kind of body ailment – 10 hour sleep :-)
July 19, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Girls are like jewellery. Its better to leave them in the showcase!
July 18, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Whenever A R Rahman composed music relating to trains, he has invariably ended up being a phenomenon.
1. Look what Chikku Bukku Raile did to South India.
2. Chaiyya Chaiyya rocked the entire nation.
3. When “Jai Ho” happened, the world danced along!
July 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm

If staring at the keyboard had helped, I would have written a novel by now.
July 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm

People! Remind me to say something funny everyday. Will you?
July 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm

When you are in a terrible hurry, the whole world seems to be on a dead pace.
July 13, 2011 at 7:38 am

Sayippu sounded exactly like what I thought he would be! Hardly any surprise.
July 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Sometimes it feels that life is spend on hitting F5 frantically!
July 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I am fun personified!
July 9, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Whats the fuss about birthdays anyway? You are getting old. Should you really be celebrating that?
July 7, 2011 at 11:43 pm

I hate to blow my own trumpet. But I love the sound of it!
July 6, 2011 at 10:25 am

Fact – Indian men spend most of their life gawking other and others women.
Factomphose – Mff!
July 5, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Stories from the month of March, 2011

“Hey, what are you doing?” . “I am busy;sitting idle.”
March 29

Worst thing in life – Waiting for some strangers to drop by and say good words about your work.
We are pathetic. Ain’t we?
March 28

Bangalore is a hell if you don’t have a girl friend.
Bangalore is still a hell if you do have a girl friend.
😉
March 24

Doctors crack boring jokes. Engineers are better.
March 20

Every time I open twitter, I have this strange urge to say something very funny and very profound.But alas! It is so not me! :-)
March 14

When desperate men and women were busy dying in Japan, we were busy updating facebook and twitter.
March 12

I don’t think I will ever grow up, if I continue to live with my parents.
March 10

Now who will remind me not to forget about not forgetting it?
!!
March 6

Perfumes are good. but not so when they produce a nauseating smell.
March 3

Mom’s food is the best. Why?
Because I’ve lived alone and have cooked myself! That’s why.
March 2

Stories from the month of February, 2011

My mom loves sending me to grocery shopping.Not ’cause I’m any good.But ’cause dad doesn’t buy her demands. Since I don’t know any better…
February 27

When you check Facebook too often, it seems that the world is going very slow.
February 27

I am thankful to my gal friends for uploading pictures of their beautiful friends. Great social service 😉
February 27

I am eternally grateful to Spammers. They make sure that I don’t feel lonely when I open my mail
February 26

Boys are blessed with a filter in their eyes to zero in on girls even if there is only one in thrissur pooram sized crowd!
February 23

Quoted from my friend ” Bugs are neither created nor destroyed. It is evolved from a feature in certain conditions, and finally evolved into the feature disappearing itself, once the conditions are properly met.”
February 18

project 100

Sometimes I surprise myself. And today was such a day. 

I was doubtful; not about the task – but about me.

A story a day – on twitter; thus for the coming 100 days. If possible, continue for 365 days. Sounds ambitious? stupid?

Oh! So you say that it is ambitious as well as stupid! I should’ve known better!

But the idea of finishing a story within the 140 character limit of twitter was so crazy that I embarked on it right away.

Today is the 13th day since I wrote the first “twistory”. I guess I could go on and make a 100. That way I can call myself a centurion of stories.

Your comments are always welcome – provided that they all praise me and hail me as the next booker prize material 😉

Never mind me. Share your comments below. I would love to hear your thoughts.

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