The most awkward moment is when you are at a loss of words for the names of vegetables at a local shop. #being_a_hubby

Change is good. But being blackmailed into it is …. #being_hubby!

Kids have started to call me uncle already. #being_hubby

Post marriage if you don’t put on weight, they will say its ’cause of the cooking.But if you gain weight,you become a lazy ass #being_hubby

Being eternally forgetful is … #being_hubby

Why do you think men are made to vow “I do”? Because they have to do everything from them on. #being_hubby

A woman’s superhero is her hubby. That makes things uncomfortable for the hubbies. Luckily Superman has a new fashion designer #being_hubby

Thou shall not joke about their own wives in social network. At least make sure no one sees it 😀 #being_hubby

Hubbies try to look cool in social circle by cracking wife jokes. But in real, they are … for real 😀 #being_hubby

#being_hubby you are expected to live up to the status of your better half 😛

#being_hubby you suddenly become the marriage expert for your cousins! Poor brats, what do they know!

That awkward moment when the wife asks to open a container’s lid and you can’t! #being_hubby

#being_hubby, you are her world bank, handkerchief, sleeping pillow, punch bag – all rolled in to one.

What am I going to do with all the brownie points I earned doing house chores! 😀 #being_hubby

If #being_hubby is personified by a pot belly, I know a lot of poor souls who are born with one!

#being_hubby is being snubbed :)


Stories from the month of December, 2011

My thoughts are climbing the forest.
December 1, 2011

Everyday I decide not to sleep very late. But everyday I make that decision very late. :)
December 5, 2011

“എന്നോടെന്തിന് ചൂടാവുന്നു? ഞാനൊന്നും ചെയ്തില്ലല്ലോ!”
“അതെ. നീ ഒന്നും ചെയ്തില്ല എന്നതാണ് പ്രശ്നം.”
December 12, 2011

“Hey, How are you?”
“Better than yesterday.”
“Why? What happened yesterday.”
“My uncle died.”
December 23, 2011

I am busy – not by choice; but by necessity.
December 28, 2011

How do you explain a girl?
I don’t think not even the gods can!
December 28, 2011

“Now every girl should know you.”
“I thought they already did!”
December 29, 2011

Stories from the month of November, 2011

All girls are beautiful. But a lucky few are insanely hot.
November 4, 2011

Rather than the hundred things you have done perfectly, people only remember the one time you have botched up!
November 6, 2011

People find it easy to submit to a barber or a beautician with their whole heart. Why can’t we do the same before god?
November 9, 2011

Notice any Indian couple. One of the two will have a pot belly.
November 12, 2011

I want to be afraid. But my pride doesn’t let me to be.
November 14, 2011

The problem with nostalgia is that most of them will copyrighted to someone else!
November 15, 2011

I can’t do a lot of stuff I wanted to do because I have to work. But then again, I am able to do a lot of stuff as I have work.
November 20, 2011

Is being a miser called “misery”?
November 20, 2011

I am putting on weight – only around the abdominal area.
November 24, 2011

Stories from the month of October, 2011

If you are adamant, call me unrelenting.
October 6, 2011

Girls walking holding their pinkies is a treat for the tickle nerves!
October 7, 2011

“stoned lie” അഥവാ കല്ലുവച്ച നൊണ!
October 7, 2011

Chicks with smoking butt!
I mean, cigarette butt.
October 11, 2011

24 hours is a lot of time. You jut have to slow down once in a while to appreciate it.
October 13, 2011

“ഭയങ്കര പല്ലുവേദന.”
എന്നാ പറ്റി?
“വേദന കടിച്ച് അമര്‍ത്തി അമര്‍ത്തി …”
October 14, 2011

എഴുതിയാല്‍ കൊള്ളാമെന്നുണ്ട്.
പക്ഷെ ശരി ആകുമോ എന്ന ചിന്ത.
എഴുതി കഴിഞ്ഞാലോ ഇത് കൊള്ളാമോ എന്ന സംശയം.
പ്രസിധികരിചാലോ ആരും വായിക്കാത്തത് എന്തെ എന്ന ആധി.
മൊത്തത്തില് എഴുത്ത് പ്രശ്നമാണ്.
October 14, 2011

Being stupid is in everybody’s genes.
October 15, 2011

ഇനി മുതല്‍ ഞാന്‍ മരിച്ചു പണി എടുക്കും.
ഇല്ലേല്‍ മാനെജേര്‍ എന്നെ കൊന്നു പണി എടുപ്പിച്ക്കും. അതോണ്ടാ.
October 16, 2011

ബുദ്ധിയില്ലെന്കിലെന്താ വിവരം ഒട്ടും ഇല്ല !
October 16, 2011

ലവള് രാവിലെ തുടങ്ങി … അല്ല തുമ്മാനെ!
October 18, 2011

ക്ലാസ്സു കട്ടുചെയ്യുന്ന ഉത്സഹതോടെയാ ഇവിടെ ആള്‍കാര്‍ വര്‍ക്കിംഗ്‌ ടൈമില്‍ യോഗ ക്ലാസിനു പോണേ!
October 19, 2011

Work to earn.
That’s the motto.
Not mine. The company’s!
October 21, 2011

It is more like saying, everybody is an asshole because everyone’s got one!
Blah! Get real.
October 30, 2011

Stories from the month of September, 2011

Chicks in kasavu sarees! Oh yes, Onam is around the corner.
September 2, 2011

“what are u up to?”
“validating a concept of mine”
“somekind of a new relativity theory?”
“We all’ve our own relativity theory to discover.”
September 3, 2011

Why do people have to call me while I’m peeing? It always results in a dangerous balancing act. :)
September 6, 2011

No matter where they are, mallu girls are the dumbest, bitchiest and sexiest women on the planet.
September 7, 2011

You know your life is simple when all your stuff fits into one backpack.
September 13, 2011

There are a lot of stories you haven’t heard yet.
September 15, 2011

Listening to an enlightening speech. Wish I knew the language.
September 16, 2011

Time is passing me by. So are chicks.
September 23, 2011

You know what the best blunder of mine is?
Paying fee for a free entry!
September 29, 2011

Coconut grove അഥവാ തേങ്ങാകൊല!
September 29, 2011

I have something called a comfortable side. It is usually the left.
September 30, 2011

Stories from the month of August, 2011

She always leaves behind a beautiful scent – more beautiful than her.
August 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm

Grownup is the time when you feel that you are tough even though you aren’t !
August 30, 2011 at 1:22 pm

The worst pain anyone can ever inflict upon a man is to take him to shopping!
August 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm

When somebody opens a conversation with the phrase, “you know, it’s a funny story …”, it will always be not.
August 28, 2011 at 5:35 am

The world of 140 characters is pretty boring. There should be a site for complete silence.
August 26, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Chalu adickaling is an art. But only a few has realized it. It’s so sad.
August 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm

My habit of carrying a tooth brush & paste in my bag paid off nicely today.Realized that I had forgotten to brush after reaching office!
August 26, 2011 at 10:50 am

After carefully weighing global pollution and convenience, I chose convenience. My contribution will start from next month.
August 25, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Why do people fall in love?
So that they have someone to pick a fight with at each others whim!
August 25, 2011 at 8:55 pm

Being a grown up is the part where you convince yourself and others that you are brave – Unparalleled!
August 22, 2011 at 12:23 am

Nothing is gonna happen. Gandhigiri worked because it was British on the other side. Against Indians, no Indian trick is gonna work.
August 18, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Honestly, what’s there to be happy about the independence day? Except the fact that it’s a holiday, i can’t relate anything else to it.
May be I am taking everything for granted.
August 14, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Every Friday I am reminded that the world is a ramp.
August 14, 2011 at 12:34 am

Peace ?
How many? I prefer 2!
August 12, 2011 at 9:50 am

With greater knowledge comes tougher problems. So why learn?
August 12, 2011 at 4:59 am

When you put effort, it generally shows on the outcome.
August 11, 2011 at 1:10 pm

There is nothing more boring and excruciating than waiting half an hour for a prepaid masala dosa.
August 11, 2011 at 12:12 am

How hard is it to talk to a girl? Pretty darn hard, if you ask me. Especially when, all the girl does is to smile and just answer your questions with short simple curt words.
It’s tough being a boy.
August 8, 2011 at 8:16 pm

Falling in love is indeed a lengthy process. It took me a day to fall in love … With my 50mm lens!
August 7, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I love it when I see the description “Available” against a girl’s chat status. It makes me wonder …
August 1, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Originality sucks! Copy+pasting rocks!
August 1, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Stories from the month of July, 2011

Yeah. Thoughtlessness is indeed a thought in itself.
July 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Convincing and confusing. both go hand in hand.
July 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Being cool is something not everyone could do. But being cold is something anyone could do.
July 27, 2011 at 9:28 am

Traffic always seems to be stuck on the direction i want go. lucky, huh?
July 26, 2011 at 8:01 pm

I love lay bys. Wish there was one for life too.
July 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm

The best medicine for any kind of body ailment – 10 hour sleep :-)
July 19, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Girls are like jewellery. Its better to leave them in the showcase!
July 18, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Whenever A R Rahman composed music relating to trains, he has invariably ended up being a phenomenon.
1. Look what Chikku Bukku Raile did to South India.
2. Chaiyya Chaiyya rocked the entire nation.
3. When “Jai Ho” happened, the world danced along!
July 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm

If staring at the keyboard had helped, I would have written a novel by now.
July 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm

People! Remind me to say something funny everyday. Will you?
July 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm

When you are in a terrible hurry, the whole world seems to be on a dead pace.
July 13, 2011 at 7:38 am

Sayippu sounded exactly like what I thought he would be! Hardly any surprise.
July 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Sometimes it feels that life is spend on hitting F5 frantically!
July 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I am fun personified!
July 9, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Whats the fuss about birthdays anyway? You are getting old. Should you really be celebrating that?
July 7, 2011 at 11:43 pm

I hate to blow my own trumpet. But I love the sound of it!
July 6, 2011 at 10:25 am

Fact – Indian men spend most of their life gawking other and others women.
Factomphose – Mff!
July 5, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Stories from the month of June, 2011

No opportunity is bigger than my sleep.
June 15, 2011 at 11:52 am

The one girl I like is the one girl who doesn’t like me!
#one of life’s bitter truth
June 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Don’t ask me to stop being me.
June 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Come to think of it, there was absolutely no need for Shajahan to build Taj Mahal. He simply could have made a wall and write Mumtaz’s name on it!
June 14, 2011 at 10:06 am

When does life start to feel mundane?
When there is nothing to update on your wall – Not even a Relationship status
June 13, 2011 at 11:41 pm

The man was angry and was yelling at me. Finally I told him, “If I agree to all you say, will you stop spitting on my face?”
June 12, 2011 at 1:11 am

you can’t slap someone when he is a figment of your imagination! :-)
June 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Boy! It sure is a difficult period. Its hard to find someone with a sense of humor! 😉
June 12, 2011 at 12:32 am

Live your dream.
OK. Yes. Now all I need is a dream. Hey, can I borrow yours?
June 11, 2011 at 11:55 pm

I wish I could draw. I could’ve made a living out of caricaturing bangaloreans. They are damn funny in the street.
June 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Want to propose someone? My company site provides a “Proposal Template” for download and use!
June 9, 2011 at 4:45 pm

There is few little things to do in Facebook when you have too much free time in your hand.
June 9, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Some one just asked me, “Is there any barbeque nation here?”
Hihi! Man, I don’t even know its spelling!
June 8, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Ever noticed a girl and a boy huddled together in a bus stop with the girl frantically noding with a serious face to the guy’s talk peppered with a lot of hand gestures as if they are discussing the gaussean inclination of positrons in a sub-atomic nebular space?
Well…could they be really discussing that?
June 7, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Army – a place where people kill and die for a living.
June 6, 2011 at 11:55 pm

I totally don’t get it. Why do guys have to pee everywhere – just like dogs!
June 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Don’t make me crack jokes about myself!
June 2, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Stories from the month of May, 2011

The business of killing humans is called war.
May 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Mff! All the villains of the world are dying. USA, you still stand.
May 2, 2011 at 11:12 am

The boy had his hands tightly around her shoulders to keep her close. Now I am not sure whether that made me jealous or sad or borh.
May 4, 2011 at 8:42 pm

The boy sitting infront of me in the bus was constantly checking his bag.It had a cadbury dairy milk candy in it.I guess his girl friend is gonna have a sweet day today.
Being in love sure is beautiful.
May 6, 2011 at 10:22 am

Hallucinations are an escape ticket – from life.
May 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

ഒരു പണി കിട്ടുംബോഴേ പണി പഠിക്കൂ! (നവപുരാണം)
May 9, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Finding hard to find time on weekdays.
Finding hard to pass time on weekends.
May 10, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Name is something that is easy to get. But difficult to maintain.
Or the other way around.
May 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm

‘Girls get all the perks,’ he whined.
‘Oh no! Thats not true. Its because, we boys give it to them!’
May 18, 2011 at 8:35 pm

I should smile more often.
Like for example, at the girl I saw in the bus today :-)
May 19, 2011 at 9:58 pm

For the first time in 25 years, starting from
yesterday, I feel like having a girl friend.
Its darn difficult to pass time these days. 😉
May 27, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Chumma irickaling is fun!
@Kolar, Karnataka
May 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Stories from the month of April, 2011

I always thought tweeting is a way of life.Then it became the nonsense it is.FB then came along.
April 30, 2011 at 1:21 am

Friday is the freakiest of all nights in bangalore – belly button,
short short shorts and lowest neck are the norm.
If you happen to have a decently clad woman with you, you are frowned upon.
I am neither frowned upon nor envied!
April 29, 2011 at 9:10 pm

Six most useful things about Facebook.
After the flak I received over my previous post, I decided to come up with a best-of list for facebook.
1. Anything stupid you say can get ‘like’d – something that doesn’t happen that often in real world.
2. Perfect way to waste your day without any doing productive work and still draw salary for it.
3. Keep yourself updated of every crap that happens in every one’s boring office life –
ex. ‘I drank a cup of yesterday’s cold coffee and didn’t blink my eye! Call me cool!”
4. Perfect place to feel proud of being an Indian, ban endosulfan and pass Lokayutha bill!
5. Have the laugh of your life looking at the things people do in social networks.
6. As always people like me stand a chance of becoming notorioulsy famous!

Six most annoying things people do in Facebok
1. Changing profile picture every day.
2. Posting Free Facebook Tee shirt link on the wall
3. Posting My Top Profile Viewer on the wall
4. Sharing Videos with highly encripted “Amazing video” text
5. Tagging photos which are remotely related to you
6. And ofcourse sharing this list!
April 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

കന്നടത്തില്‍ ചൂടായ കോണ്ടുക്ടരെ മലയാളത്തില്‍ ചീത്ത പറഞ്ഞപ്പോ എന്താ ഒരാശ്വാസം!
April 20, 2011 at 11:19 am

I dont understand why kareena had to show so much cleavage for sony vaio ad.
But had she been naked and used vaio to cover up her nudity, people would never have
forgotten and forgiven vaio!
April 19, 2011 at 9:23 pm

The girl was wearing a white shirt and a pink knicker that was a foot short from her knees.
To complete the picture she had the edge of it folded up like a shirts sleeve.
Now what does that make it – An underwear outside an underwear?
April 18, 2011 at 9:37 pm

മൊബൈല്‍ ചതിച്ചത് കാരണം ഇന്ന് നേരത്തേ ഓഫീസില്‍ വരേണ്ടി വന്നു! കുന്തം! മോഫ്യല്‍ ഒരു മണിക്കൂര്‍ ഫാസ്റ്റ് ആയിരുന്നു!
April 18, 2011 at 9:27 am

6 hours and i ate 3 kilos of watermelon. I love sundays.
April 17, 2011 at 11:03 pm

The difference between a girlfriend and a girl who is a friend-A girlfriend is
always available to go out with you.
April 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm

In bangalore, the trade off is between a little more sleep and a lot more of traffic block.
April 14, 2011 at 9:43 am

I was on a roll yesterday. Then i banged my head against the wall!
April 14, 2011 at 8:30 am

Even if its a stranger, it feels good to see a girl smile.
April 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm

You know what the best part of life is? it is when your niece smiles at the sight of you
and cries when you leave.
April 13, 2011 at 8:18 am

Etiquette and manners are for the rich. For the poor, hunger is the sole emotion.
April 8, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Looks like the next week in bangalore is gonna be a rather long one.
April 7, 2011 at 11:59 pm

April 1st saw the return of a fool to B-town!
.. and oh! that would be me :-)
April 2, 2011 at 8:21 am

You know what was the most beautiful thing about my ex-girl friend?
… what the heck was her name, by the way?
April 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm