Stories from the month of December, 2011

My thoughts are climbing the forest.
December 1, 2011

Everyday I decide not to sleep very late. But everyday I make that decision very late. :)
December 5, 2011

“എന്നോടെന്തിന് ചൂടാവുന്നു? ഞാനൊന്നും ചെയ്തില്ലല്ലോ!”
“അതെ. നീ ഒന്നും ചെയ്തില്ല എന്നതാണ് പ്രശ്നം.”
December 12, 2011

“Hey, How are you?”
“Better than yesterday.”
“Why? What happened yesterday.”
“My uncle died.”
December 23, 2011

I am busy – not by choice; but by necessity.
December 28, 2011

How do you explain a girl?
I don’t think not even the gods can!
December 28, 2011

“Now every girl should know you.”
“I thought they already did!”
December 29, 2011

Stories from the month of November, 2011

All girls are beautiful. But a lucky few are insanely hot.
November 4, 2011

Rather than the hundred things you have done perfectly, people only remember the one time you have botched up!
November 6, 2011

People find it easy to submit to a barber or a beautician with their whole heart. Why can’t we do the same before god?
November 9, 2011

Notice any Indian couple. One of the two will have a pot belly.
November 12, 2011

I want to be afraid. But my pride doesn’t let me to be.
November 14, 2011

The problem with nostalgia is that most of them will copyrighted to someone else!
November 15, 2011

I can’t do a lot of stuff I wanted to do because I have to work. But then again, I am able to do a lot of stuff as I have work.
November 20, 2011

Is being a miser called “misery”?
November 20, 2011

I am putting on weight – only around the abdominal area.
November 24, 2011

Stories from the month of October, 2011

If you are adamant, call me unrelenting.
October 6, 2011

Girls walking holding their pinkies is a treat for the tickle nerves!
October 7, 2011

“stoned lie” അഥവാ കല്ലുവച്ച നൊണ!
October 7, 2011

Chicks with smoking butt!
I mean, cigarette butt.
October 11, 2011

24 hours is a lot of time. You jut have to slow down once in a while to appreciate it.
October 13, 2011

“ഭയങ്കര പല്ലുവേദന.”
എന്നാ പറ്റി?
“വേദന കടിച്ച് അമര്‍ത്തി അമര്‍ത്തി …”
October 14, 2011

എഴുതിയാല്‍ കൊള്ളാമെന്നുണ്ട്.
പക്ഷെ ശരി ആകുമോ എന്ന ചിന്ത.
എഴുതി കഴിഞ്ഞാലോ ഇത് കൊള്ളാമോ എന്ന സംശയം.
പ്രസിധികരിചാലോ ആരും വായിക്കാത്തത് എന്തെ എന്ന ആധി.
മൊത്തത്തില് എഴുത്ത് പ്രശ്നമാണ്.
October 14, 2011

Being stupid is in everybody’s genes.
October 15, 2011

ഇനി മുതല്‍ ഞാന്‍ മരിച്ചു പണി എടുക്കും.
ഇല്ലേല്‍ മാനെജേര്‍ എന്നെ കൊന്നു പണി എടുപ്പിച്ക്കും. അതോണ്ടാ.
October 16, 2011

ബുദ്ധിയില്ലെന്കിലെന്താ വിവരം ഒട്ടും ഇല്ല !
October 16, 2011

ലവള് രാവിലെ തുടങ്ങി … അല്ല തുമ്മാനെ!
October 18, 2011

ക്ലാസ്സു കട്ടുചെയ്യുന്ന ഉത്സഹതോടെയാ ഇവിടെ ആള്‍കാര്‍ വര്‍ക്കിംഗ്‌ ടൈമില്‍ യോഗ ക്ലാസിനു പോണേ!
October 19, 2011

Work to earn.
That’s the motto.
Not mine. The company’s!
October 21, 2011

It is more like saying, everybody is an asshole because everyone’s got one!
Blah! Get real.
October 30, 2011

Stories from the month of September, 2011

Chicks in kasavu sarees! Oh yes, Onam is around the corner.
September 2, 2011

“what are u up to?”
“validating a concept of mine”
“somekind of a new relativity theory?”
“We all’ve our own relativity theory to discover.”
September 3, 2011

Why do people have to call me while I’m peeing? It always results in a dangerous balancing act. :)
September 6, 2011

No matter where they are, mallu girls are the dumbest, bitchiest and sexiest women on the planet.
September 7, 2011

You know your life is simple when all your stuff fits into one backpack.
September 13, 2011

There are a lot of stories you haven’t heard yet.
September 15, 2011

Listening to an enlightening speech. Wish I knew the language.
September 16, 2011

Time is passing me by. So are chicks.
September 23, 2011

You know what the best blunder of mine is?
Paying fee for a free entry!
September 29, 2011

Coconut grove അഥവാ തേങ്ങാകൊല!
September 29, 2011

I have something called a comfortable side. It is usually the left.
September 30, 2011