Stories from the month of July, 2011

Yeah. Thoughtlessness is indeed a thought in itself.
July 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Convincing and confusing. both go hand in hand.
July 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Being cool is something not everyone could do. But being cold is something anyone could do.
July 27, 2011 at 9:28 am

Traffic always seems to be stuck on the direction i want go. lucky, huh?
July 26, 2011 at 8:01 pm

I love lay bys. Wish there was one for life too.
July 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm

The best medicine for any kind of body ailment – 10 hour sleep :-)
July 19, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Girls are like jewellery. Its better to leave them in the showcase!
July 18, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Whenever A R Rahman composed music relating to trains, he has invariably ended up being a phenomenon.
1. Look what Chikku Bukku Raile did to South India.
2. Chaiyya Chaiyya rocked the entire nation.
3. When “Jai Ho” happened, the world danced along!
July 18, 2011 at 4:29 pm

If staring at the keyboard had helped, I would have written a novel by now.
July 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm

People! Remind me to say something funny everyday. Will you?
July 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm

When you are in a terrible hurry, the whole world seems to be on a dead pace.
July 13, 2011 at 7:38 am

Sayippu sounded exactly like what I thought he would be! Hardly any surprise.
July 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Sometimes it feels that life is spend on hitting F5 frantically!
July 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I am fun personified!
July 9, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Whats the fuss about birthdays anyway? You are getting old. Should you really be celebrating that?
July 7, 2011 at 11:43 pm

I hate to blow my own trumpet. But I love the sound of it!
July 6, 2011 at 10:25 am

Fact – Indian men spend most of their life gawking other and others women.
Factomphose – Mff!
July 5, 2011 at 11:47 pm

She got balls!

Very few times have a girl made me mumble, “She got balls!”

First, it was the video of an album where the singers  – three girls (oooH!) – parades nude in the Paris streets singing. After that, the mere mention of “Paris street” makes my nape hair rise and shine!

The second time was when she wrote this. Even though most of what she whined about didn’t make any sense to me – that too despite being a Madrasi neighbour – I couldn’t resist enrolling her to the elite group of women I adore.

What did you say? “Be a man”? I am being a man, dude. I like women. Especially the ones with “balls”! Its as simple as that.

Stories from the month of June, 2011

No opportunity is bigger than my sleep.
June 15, 2011 at 11:52 am

The one girl I like is the one girl who doesn’t like me!
#one of life’s bitter truth
June 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Don’t ask me to stop being me.
June 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Come to think of it, there was absolutely no need for Shajahan to build Taj Mahal. He simply could have made a wall and write Mumtaz’s name on it!
June 14, 2011 at 10:06 am

When does life start to feel mundane?
When there is nothing to update on your wall – Not even a Relationship status
June 13, 2011 at 11:41 pm

The man was angry and was yelling at me. Finally I told him, “If I agree to all you say, will you stop spitting on my face?”
June 12, 2011 at 1:11 am

you can’t slap someone when he is a figment of your imagination! :-)
June 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Boy! It sure is a difficult period. Its hard to find someone with a sense of humor! 😉
June 12, 2011 at 12:32 am

Live your dream.
OK. Yes. Now all I need is a dream. Hey, can I borrow yours?
June 11, 2011 at 11:55 pm

I wish I could draw. I could’ve made a living out of caricaturing bangaloreans. They are damn funny in the street.
June 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Want to propose someone? My company site provides a “Proposal Template” for download and use!
June 9, 2011 at 4:45 pm

There is few little things to do in Facebook when you have too much free time in your hand.
June 9, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Some one just asked me, “Is there any barbeque nation here?”
Hihi! Man, I don’t even know its spelling!
June 8, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Ever noticed a girl and a boy huddled together in a bus stop with the girl frantically noding with a serious face to the guy’s talk peppered with a lot of hand gestures as if they are discussing the gaussean inclination of positrons in a sub-atomic nebular space?
Well…could they be really discussing that?
June 7, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Army – a place where people kill and die for a living.
June 6, 2011 at 11:55 pm

I totally don’t get it. Why do guys have to pee everywhere – just like dogs!
June 6, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Don’t make me crack jokes about myself!
June 2, 2011 at 3:12 pm